She received something termed a "phone call" on Monday and she's been in a funk ever since. I don't know what an "Aunt" and an "Uncle" are, but they are important to her. And they live in somewhere far away called "Sacramento". Anyway, it made her sad because it's a tough stage of life right now, when facing the end.
But then The Female found a post by her companion on SCS called "Paige". It seems that loads of humans are posting on an "Amazon" site (what exactly is that anyway?) and submitting reviews on some pens that are supposedly marketed specifically to women.
Well, thanks to Paige, my Female has been in a good mood and giggling all day. Hmpf. What's an editor supposed to do? How can I possibly whip her into shape and meet my deadlines if she's all happy and "feelin' good" (how do you feel good without oat groats, sweet potatoes and safflower seeds anyway?)
Seriously, check this out:
Read the reviews. Just don't drink anything while you are reading. You may choke on your coffee like my Female did. Nearly woke the whole house up in the wee hours. Hmmmph.